Super-heroic

Dengan megah dan bangganya hari ini aku berjaya membuang 450g darah dari badan aku ke tempat yang baik. Amalan yang baik lagi mulia jika perasaan riak yang menyelubungi diri aku ini ditolak terajang ke tepi.

Aku sebenarnya sudah berlatih untuk menjawab soalan-soalan tipikal seperti, 'Kenapa anda berada di sini dan ingin menderma darah anda? Apa yang mendorong anda berbuat sedemikian?'.

Aku akan jawab setentunya dengan lebih bangga tanpa sedikitpun riak gelisah, 'I'm bored. Home stuffed me with too many thoughts of dying I guess. Since (refer to my first sentence again) I'm bored, I came here to fulfill my destiny. Who knows I'm gonna meet my pair here and get married and have babies and be old and be happy and feel crappy from to time but what I know, I won't regret my life for I have done something good to humanity. I am a human being. And I feel good doing this. What if I'm dying and I need surgery and there is not enough blood for me? I'll just die. But still feeling happy and contented for I have done my best-est deed during my life. After all, I am an O-blooded mammal. Not a single person (disregard the rhesus factor) would refuse my blood! I am a giver, not the one whose gonna drain the good things from you.'

Cukup super-heroic.

Untuk simpanan hari tua lah. Siapa tak mahu perubatan kelas pertama percuma?

5 comments:

gelakungu said...

sy AB..penerima universal.

tieykah said...

I'm an A-blooded mammal.Yehakk!

Ries Lee said...

aku tak pernah lagi derma darah.

busuk said...

jiwa kacau -_-
hehe tak lah.. i think that i've spent too much time on fb. nak focus on thesis kejap (KONONNYE LAH).

Pisey said...

gelakungu
hoho. berlawanan la kita. pemberi dan penerima (;

tuyup
hik2 sep mamalia cute!

berries
go and do it bang! hehe. tapi serius this 3rd time jadi konon endlessly letih. makan banyak.

busuk
awak memang gedik (; penin saya cari fb itu hari.